Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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