i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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