I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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