When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No subtext here. People are naked.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
FUCK WHALES
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
God I need to hump something, right now.
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