Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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