i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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