I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
And then he peed in my hair
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