Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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