The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
When are your genitals available?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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