honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Less talking, more tequila
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
