Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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