bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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