So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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