69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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