The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.