Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(219): View more from Indiana

Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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(240): View more from Maryland

And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.

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(540): View more from Virginia

That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....

(1-540): View more from Virginia

It was the best sex i've ever had.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?

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(319): View more from Iowa

Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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(561): View more from Florida

Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.

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(858): View more from California

answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????

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