Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.