butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
why is half of my head shaved?
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