I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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