wanna go halves on a baby?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize