Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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