Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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