we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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