if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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