We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I understand Curling. That high.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
3 2 1 whiskey
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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