it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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