Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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