What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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