whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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