And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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