Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
40s are totally the cure
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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