You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The adults are the big ones right?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
