She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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