What did we do last night that was yellow?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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