I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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