its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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