So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
