You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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