Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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