apparently the secret to your success is patron
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I supernannyed him into submission
I need a hoe opinion
go on
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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