My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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