I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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