I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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