Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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