just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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