Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
