With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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