He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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