I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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