i think my tv is drunk
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
