I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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