If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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