Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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