you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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