He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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