third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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