Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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