He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I need moral support for this bender
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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