The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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