talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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