maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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